What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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