i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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