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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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