Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
farters have to be the big spoon...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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