It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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