we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
thus making me awesome and them whores
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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