you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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