I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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