IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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