Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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