Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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