So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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