So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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