Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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