For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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