i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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