I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
