What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
