we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
