end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Church boner. Awkwardddd
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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