Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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