yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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