I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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