She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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