I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize