Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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