guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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