that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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