She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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