You're completely useless in the revolution.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
