Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
