She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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