Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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