last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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