well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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