by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
vagina is talking i cant
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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