Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
