I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Say something about gay babies.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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