and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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