Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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