My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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