Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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