I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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