So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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