Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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