let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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