____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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