Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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