She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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