I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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