We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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