I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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