NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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