Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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