You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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